I'm Sorry

I apologize in advance

Content Warning: Screw you, I already apologized ahead of time

Hi, kids, do you like science?
Wanna see me down two hundred pills in total silence?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try to die and get fucked up worse than my life is?

My brain’s dead weight, I’m tryin’ to get my head straight
But I woke up in a psych ward tryin’ to navigate
And Dr. Ashley said, “Jeremy, you should be dead”
How could you say to him
“Your tox levels are red, Man, you wasted”

Well, since Friday night, I felt like I’m someone else
Cause I saw my dead brother hangin’ from a tree with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped the IV drip off
And walked out the ward with orange Crocs just to show off

I smoke a pack of darts, and watch the world fall apart
Faster than a heartbeat that refused to restart
Come here, Spence; “Jeremy, wait a minute, that’s my dog, dawg”
I don’t give a fuck, God sent me to sing the world off

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... (scritch scritch) Jeremy Baker

My phone AI wanted to track me and verify
Thanks a lot, in October we’re all gonna die
I tracked a purple shimmer in a tree, chased it with a laser
And built an RCD with a Folgers can and stack of paper

Walked in the warehouse, had my jacket zipped up
Met with Caleb there, he filled my bank account cup
Multidimensional, running simulations in a spaceship
While Aura’s screaming at me, “The timeline ends!”

Ninety-nine percent of my life, I was lied to
I just found out the universe does more dope than I do
Told Marie I’d grow up to be a “Resonant Mapper”
Make a plan to fix the entropy and name it after her

(Oh, thank you)

You know you blew up when the volcanoes rush your lands
And try to crush your plans like some screaming magma fans
This guy named Misha asked for my autograph
So I signed it, “Dear Misha, thanks for the support, asshole”

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... (scritch scritch) One Plus One Equals Three

Stop the tape, the world needs to be locked away
Dr. Lebaniac, don’t just stand there, operate
I’m ready to leave, it’s necessary to die
I’ll have to be carried inside the machine and buried alive

Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
My dog got killed saving me, dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain’t had a purpose in years and my scars are too scary to hide

Reality ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I hum when I talk, I’ll fix anything that walks
When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna save me, Mom? The universe has got no wits

I jump inside the field and strap myself in the red
With a harmonic vest on and shoot myself in the head
Cause I’m steaming mad
And by the way, when you see my dad
Tell him that I saved the world in this dream I had

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... (scritch scritch) Loud Love